Doggie style

The old dog

watches on inattentively

while I bend my girlfriend over

pull down her panties

and fuck her

doggie style.

Spot hasn't humped my leg in years

and I think he's jealous

that I've moved on

to better “tail”,

but what he doesn't know is

I never liked it

and me screaming “NO! Get the fuck away!”

only seemed to turn him on more.

So now he just sits there

with gooey eyes

and patches of dead, hairless skin

while my bitch moans

my name

and calls me

an animal.